Bodacious Beehive

We recently attended a masked ball as a charity fund raiser. I donned my mums royal blue, bead encrusted ball gown that she owned in the 70's. It has massive, intruding shoulder pads, and was originally long. I had it tailored to be a little more abbreviated. I 'beehived' my hair (is that a verb?)- it took hours. Jamie hid a wrapped up rolo in between the hairspray and the teased nest, and ate it around midnight.

A Silky Affair

Every now and then, I come across a wardrobe must have staple that I know will last me a lifetime. Last weekend I found this 100% silk billowing blouse, in a creamy off-white from Country Road. I paired it for a day in the office with a bright green pleated skirt that my mum owned in her 20's. I chose to do the buttons all the way to the top- a director at the office told me I looked virginal. The blouse is almost sheer and needed a tank top underneath.

Neighbourgoods market

I strutted my stuff in downtown Braamfontein, with Jozi's most elite hipster and hunks. Neighbourgoods Market is the newest trend to hit Johannesburg and is an eclectic mix of food and alcohol, with a dash of clothing. It is the perfect mix of Saturday-afternoon-cool and organic must-haves. I gawked at girls in taffeta and tulle, and boys who had paired skinny jeans with abbreviated jackets. Milan, Tokyo, New York, London, Paris... step aside, Jozi streets is quite quickly moving towards the centre of the global style spotlight.  We ate burgers, tempura prawns and chicken with satay sauce. We drank pimms and lemonade on the rooftop, looking over the inner city streets. 

His Excellence, Elie

For a while I have had a mild obsession with Elie Saab, and his ornate and intricate designs. For me, this Lebanese fashion designer captures the essence of any woman's true beauty. I also love the story of his unique upbringing in Lebanon, and the story of his label launch at 18 in Beirut. He became an overnight success after he was the first Lebanese designer to dress an Oscar winner, Halle Berry, in 2002.

Delicately, he combines beads, tulle, lace and sequins, resulting in the most beautiful haute couture outfits. Lately, I have noticed an increasing number of celebrities who have adorned his look on the red carpet. All of them look exquisite. At the 2012 Oscars, Milla Jojovich and Bérénice Bejo both wore Elie Saab dresses from his recent collections. (Bérénice 2012, Milla 2009.) Both ladies looked idyllic, enmeshed in web of beads and lace.

Milla Jojovich and Bérénice Bejo , Oscars 2012

Elies Spring Summer 2012 collection is breathtaking. He inspires me to work hard so that I too can one day own one of these jewels. These are some of my favourites from the recent collection, courtesy of Elie Saab Ready to Wear. Heres to wishing.

Sunshine bubbles

Staying in a lavish corporate apartment most certainly has the perks of comfort, cleanliness and proximity to the city. It also comes with the drawbacks of isolation and fear of missing out. After 3 weeks of an extended stay in Tower Hill, I started to resemble neglected furniture, and decided to draw on the invite from friends in Earlsfield to stay with them for a week or so. Not that I'm complaining about the corporate accommodation, I was truly treated like queen in my Tower, and had everything a princess could possibly need, but after one too many "Al Tirolo" pizzas (Fontal cheese, porcini, portobello & closed cup mushrooms, speck ham, garlic oil, parsley) from the Pizza Express directly downstairs, I decided it was time to move onwards and outwards, before my hips did

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Sunshine bubbles

My dear friends Robs and her finance Willis kindly had me to stay at their gorgeous place in Earslfield. We spent the first day drinking bubbly in the sun and eating breakfast in the garden, and they then left the house to me whilst they went hiking for 8 days in Cornwall. Their house is a one bedroom flat with a lounge and a Peter Rabbit style veggie garden, complete with a Farmer McGregor look-a-like living next door. The only thing I wasn't too fond of was the compost worm about 30 cm long, that reminded me of the days when our parents used to let us keep silk worms as pets and feed them mulberry leaves from the garden. I remember when I was about 11 and had a dream I have that they had all crawled out the box and up my nightie. They were promptly given away the next day, even the scarlet fat one which I had fed food colouring. 

I felt so at home and loved being able to cook for myself and be around other South Africans in the area. I even attempted a run one morning before school, which I had anticipated being 30 minutes, and ended up being about 55 due to my hopeless sense of direction. Thanks to Robs and Willis for such a great stay. Promise I watered them veggies and didn’t kill the soil worm.

Frenchie and I have been assiduously looking for a place with immediate effect, as we were both couch surfing. We managed to find a teeny-tiny-two bedroom place in the heart of Angel. Not an easy feat on such short notice. It would be tragic not to expound on a description of our humble abode...


Located in a small brick complex, you’ll find the new residence of Amy Grace and Adrien (Aah-drie-yen)-all the way from Paris. It comprises two-tiny rooms, both complete with mattresses like sinking sand. Amy’s room is adorned with green and pale pink embossed flower wall paper, which is flaking and shaking in multiple areas. The carpet is a startling combination  of sea green/ grey/ seaweed colour. (Needless to say I have bought a straw matt from IKEA to cover most of it.) Turn right out Amy's room and you’ll find our shared bathroom where one showers in the raised bath, with exposed plumbing wires beneath, forming a web of electricity which would make my dad pale. Plod down the spiralling stairs, running your hand along the strangely serrated black bar that looks like the inside of a zip, and you’ll be met by a colossal, cream plastic chair. The chair sits folded up, and hooked to the bottom of the staircase, ready to launch upwards at any moment along the crocodile tooth stairwell. On asking the agent what the meaning of such a strange contraption was, I learnt the landlady was sadly in a wheelchair, and used the stairwell-and-chair combination to get from top to bottom, and I guess from bottom to top too. 

Frenchi is however too fabulous for words. He used to work for L'Oreal and has promised me oodles of products after his trip to Paris this weekend to see his girlfriend.  We have a piece of cardboard in the kitchen on which we write unusual french and english words we come across in conversation.

Translation board

Flats like these seem to have punctuated my life, and it reminds me of my time living in an attic in France on my gap year, where the wall was a painting mural of animals and plants. I do however realise that this is all part and parcel of the experience, and that I have my entire life to live it up in the burbs. 

Breakfast club Angel

I have been to some really cool bars and restaurants in and around Angel, my favourite being the The Breakfast Club, where you can have an omelette at any hour of the day. I also find myself traipsing the markets outside my door on a Saturday afternoon picking up little treasures, such as a leather backpack I plan to use on my cycling journey to work (photo to follow soon).

Amy Grace and Priscilla

Lastly and most importantly, the Royal Wedding was utterly fabulous. I got totally caught up in the atmosphere of the day, and because I am sans television, I watched on streaming youtube with one Priscilla Daniel, and had the most delightful day in Nottinghill with her and her boyfriend after. I felt tearful when I saw Kate in that exquisite dress by McQueen and it really felt to me as though Kate and Wills were my mates that I had known for years. The McQueen brand and Sarah Burton will be remembered for that dress for years to come. The New York times recently compared him to Van Goch. See McQueen almost as good as Van Gogh.

I thought I'd end this nattering with some my favourite McQueen dresses from his years of collections:

                                                                 

                             and last but not least...

London Bridge is burning down

This post is a melange of an extract of a recent e mail as well as some extra bits and bobs...

“Hi friendies

I have been staying in a corporate apartment in Tower Hill, which is in the middle of the business district. The area is flanked by the notorious London Bridge and Tower Hill castle. The apartment is really modern and beautifully kitted out, not palatial but big enough to swing a cat. I feel like a spoilt brat, and that my deserved spot is on a couch somewhere in Wimbledon or the like.

Night view of Tower of London taken with my phone

Tower Hill is on the River Thames, and has afforded me the odd run along the water and over London Bridge which I have loved.  I can see the Tower of London from my apartment, which is spectacular at night. The Tower (which currently houses the Crown Jewels) is on the north bank of the Thames and was founded in 1066 when the Normans conquered England. William the Conqueror played a major role in its construction and contributed the White Tower as a symbol of oppression. The castle was used as a royal residence in the Tudor period, and later a prison in the 16^th and 17^th centuries. Many famous executions took place within its walls during that time, such as that of Anne Boleyn. Tower Hill also featured in the Great Fire of London in the 1600’s.

Borough market

Just a short walk from my apartment takes me over the Thames river across London Bridge to Borough market. Borough is a food market which can be scoured for any gourmet food, and organic fruit and vegetables. I found myself weaving my through its many lined stalls with one Sandra Field one Saturday morning.

Wishing I looked this fabulous...

I am trying to look for my own place, and have been traipsing the streets of London day in day out, night in night out, alone, hungry, besieged by the winter dust and hopeless. Just a joke... but I am feeling somewhat sorry for myself as you can see. I kit myself out in jacket, gloves and scarf, and thick boots for the journey. I have given up milk and sugar for lent, so I drink hot chocolate instead. Trying to look for a house in London is like going for an interview as the CEO for Standard Bank. I have had to fend questions such as “What do you consider to be your strengths and weaknesses?” and “Is there anything else we need to know about you?” Moreover, I have had to think quite seriously about the answers.

Street view of Angel

I really want to stay in a place called Angel, which is in North East London, and probably made the search more difficult because I’m being fussy. It’s a great mix between being trendy and a bit off the wall, and nice and comfortable to live. The upper high street is lined with gorgeous bars, cafes and boutique and vintage shops. Last Friday I went for dinner there on my own (alone not lonely!) while I waited to see a house. Bought the Vogue, sipped on a glass of wine, sat in a rustic cafe and devoured a salad. It was absolutely lovely.

I have seen some quaint and cute places (still waiting to hear on how those interviews went) but some equally horrendous, more disturbing places. We are truly spoilt for choice in South Africa. Yesterday, I found myself hacking through some old quiet street, lined with fried chicken take away’s, chavs with backward faced caps and young twenty something mums pushing prams beneath 10 storey brick building complexes. I nearly left, but I had walked all that way, I thought I had better see the place. I was let in by a middle 30 something man, hugely overweight, and transparently white. He introduced me to his Welsh flat mate (I was to be the third). He was sitting on the grubby sofa, eating something (probably fried chicken). I politely looked at the grotty bathroom we were to all share, and said I’d let them know. Then I went home and watched Gossip Girl.

During one of the less appealing house viewings I came across a French guy, who was viewing the house at the same time as I was. He looked like a cool dude, around my age, with coiffed hair, retro glasses and porting a beret. Drawing on South African courage and tenacity, I cornered him outside the apartment and said “Hey you look like a cool dude. Dig your glasses. Let's live together”. So, Adrien (whose family live in Paris and Marseille) and I are currently traipsing Angel together, looking for a promising pad.

Oh, and I entered the lottery for the London marathon on 2012. Yikes.

Miss you all.

Love Aims"

Put a sock in it

I saw it fit to place the following description and demonstration in my blog, as it perfectly highlights an example of my battle as a business bohemian.

My hair is long, and somewhat wavy. I love to leave it loose and flowing, but the 'bed head' head look sometimes just doesn't cut it in the corporate environment. I hate spending hours on my hair, and think time is precious in the mornings before school, work or play. Instead of labouring over a hot hair dryer, I most often used to opt for gel, clips, and the no mess no full tight bun look. The look did the job. It was squeaky clean, not a strand out of place. It was also very boring and plain.

I got bored with this look and started searching for some alternatives. I began with teasing the 'bun' to make it look bigger, only to find my hair starting to thin from all the teasing. On  my quest for the biggest, most glamorous bun, that took minutes to do, I came across a phenomena that would soon change my early morning, boring and stale ritual.

                                                       

                     Enter the sock bun.

My sock bun in @livloo's hair

Hair buns are a chic and easy way to style your hair. The are as gorgeous and classic today, as when they were socially acceptable only for matrons to wear. There is something about a well done and chic bun, that exudes class and sass. The first appearance of 'buns' was made in Greece, where they were woman by men and woman alike. They were typically used to exhibit fancy hair pins, which were a sign of ones wealth. Later in history, in the Victorian era, buns were used typically for older woman and were considered to be boring and plain. Nowadays, there is a plethora of bun variations which can be suitable for any occasion, regardless of whether you are corporate diva or hopeless hippie.

So the sock bun uses an old sock (or two if you would like it bigger). The result is a larger than life, full to the brim bun, that is neat and easy to execute.

Instructions:

• Find an old sock, similar to the colour of your hair
• Cut of the 'toes' so that the sock is open on either end
• Roll the sock up into a doughnut shape
• Brush your hair back into a tight pony tail, in line with where you want to bun to be positioned
• Place the end bit of your pony tail through the doughnut sock, so that about 3 cm of your hair sticks out
• Wrap the 3 cm of hair around the doughnut sock
• Continue to push the sock outwards, whilst folding your hair into the sock, until the sock is tightly secured at the base of your pony tail
• Secure the bun with pins 

My sock bun to the side in my own hair

My high sock bun in Jacqui H's hair

My side sock bun in Robs S's hair